by 3hardnips March 10, 2017
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When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober May 9, 2016
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dude that's jank
by k6618 May 3, 2018
Get the jank mug.Jank is an adjective used to describe something that is sketchy, ratchet, dirty, distasteful, broken or wacky. Usually the objects/persons it describes are nowhere near classy to begin with before they became jank.
Why don't you buy underwear off of Amazon instead? Craigslist is too fucking jank!
My phone is the most jank--it keeps freezing and the screen is hella cracked.
Only jank ass men wear fedoras, tbh.
My phone is the most jank--it keeps freezing and the screen is hella cracked.
Only jank ass men wear fedoras, tbh.
by oompaloompalover February 10, 2017
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"Man, that bitch is Jank. She loves sloppy seconds".
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