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James

James. *sigh* The third official gender. Male, Female, and.... James. It’s disgusting. Honestly i feel bad for all the James out there.

Every day, messing up, and coming home just thinking to themselves: “why am I such a James?”
Ex #1:

James: *breathes*

Person: God, why do you have to be such a JAMES?

Ex #2:

Person: James used to text me at night and I would get scared...

James: why didn’t you tell me to stop then?

Person: That’s because I didn’t want to hurt your feelings... That was before I realized you were such a JAMES.
by Godlyanus May 26, 2018
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James

A sexy god with the biggest cock in the world bigger then nigger cocks. bigger then harry's 1 inch wonder James is an sex god. once you've had it once with him you cant contain yourself you want more everyday. people are usually highly attracted to James. people with an s in there name will get the best sex out of James.
by Jimmy Gardiner August 25, 2019
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James

An absolute legbag who dabs on dose haters he is the sexiest feen ever and he gets every girl ever he is so cool Travis Scott wrote sicko about him
by Truth. teller696969420 February 18, 2019
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james

he is great in every way amazing sweet and a great cuddler he usally gives butterflies and takes breath away but he does is with a since of goodness he is simply amazing
jolene:i want to be with james

James:i want to be with you too
by lovebugjg September 20, 2011
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James

James is the boy that might be the finest boy any girl could date. Sometimes he can ugly but overall his personality takes it all making him the nicest boy you’ll ever meet
Out of all James that I know, they all date a girl named either Anna or Emma
by gorillatitties June 1, 2022
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James

James is a massive hoe.
by 1800madhoes August 31, 2020
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James

James is a very chill and hansome person. He loves women and has a 10 incher. James is someone you would look up to, with a lot of passion. James has a lot of chances to get girls, but only picks the ones he truly loves. A James' signature move is doggy style and loves dogs.
Hot Chick "why are you doing doggy style?"

Guy "I'm trying to be like James"

Hot Chick "Understandable"
by Broom Stick March 24, 2021
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