Having an insanely high car payment that prevents you from doing anything that costs even a miniscule amount of money and prevents you from eating anything other than top ramen.
Friend: "hey man, want to go out tonight and score some ladies?"
Me: "nah, I'm car poor right now. I had to pay my $687 dollar car note." "I gotta go, I got to put some top ramen in the microwave before my power gets cut off".
Me: "nah, I'm car poor right now. I had to pay my $687 dollar car note." "I gotta go, I got to put some top ramen in the microwave before my power gets cut off".
by Angrylegos November 20, 2014
by hotdog sodapop February 04, 2010
When your car has a series of undiagnosed problems that keep happening and then causes the car to die....
by Wordmasterturd June 30, 2016
Extreme desire of an automobile. Usually happens after driving an awesome car, usually a friend's or a rental.
by ergo lady February 11, 2010
Fish Car is a plushie created by Itemlabel.com. It was their first plush to be ever made. It has inspired their logo, as it being a fish.
by mjv2011 July 13, 2021
When you get fucked so good in the moment you feel no pain. But the next morning you feel so sore it's like you were in a car wreck.
" Yo, I car wrecked my girl last night so bad she gotta call out of work."
"Sally got car wrecked the other night so she couldn't sit properly when getting dinner with Jack."
"Sally got car wrecked the other night so she couldn't sit properly when getting dinner with Jack."
by Sampy&Stumpy June 16, 2017
Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.
Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.
by ShiniGami666 June 09, 2008