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commitable

Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public
That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.
by noepnope November 7, 2017
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Cali-Commit

The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.
Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.

'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'

I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
by tyjo121 August 8, 2017
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Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016
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<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
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go commit die

Term used by Roblox users to bypass the word "KY$" or "go commit sui*ide". It originated from an old popular Reddit post.
Roblox Player 1: hahaha you noob me pro
Roblox Player 2 : go commit die bro
by funnimemsxdd July 11, 2023
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Commitment

Every swinging dick should be there! I don’t want to hear my wife’s got a pot roast on!

Commitment!
Commitment mean every swinging dick should be there
by TroyC January 18, 2023
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Go commit alt f4

The second worst way to kill someone, second to go commit lego step.

Saying this will cause the user to get instantly teleported to the shadow realm and all of their files will close.
person 1: You suck
person 2: Go commit alt f4
person 1: (Dead)
by Go commit alt f4 November 29, 2023
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