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commit not die

telling someone to not die because you romantically love them so much.
by unteched March 20, 2021
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commital

Commital is a word to describe how obligational something is.
“The meeting wasn’t as commital as I thought it would be.”
by Bettyy May 19, 2021
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committed slam

Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based
We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.
by CommittedSlam October 28, 2015
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Commit Dead Baby

The act of dying, and or killing someone in discrete manner. Often by the proxy of overmedicating.
Did you hear about Ginger? Turns out she pulled a Commit Dead Baby. I guess she shouldn’t have taken all that birth control.
by BenDober September 4, 2019
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Go Commit Die

For when you want someone to kill themselves but you bad grammar.
Me: Go commit die
You: You are hallucinating again aren't you, George? Stop being an idiot say kys.
by Idiot231 February 15, 2020
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commitable

Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public
That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.
by noepnope November 7, 2017
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