shitbiotic relationship

The inverse of a symbiotic relationship. Instead of augmenting, complimenting, and assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples exist are in a near continuous state of hot and cold warfare. By mutual consent occasional pauses in hostilities provide humanitarian corridors for some furious cease fires sex. Both entrenched factions refuse to make peace by breaking up on a permanent basis in fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a love/ hate/ I need you, you asshole fuckface title fight. All their friends in a moment of clarity makes plans to kill one of the contenders in the relationship to bring serenity to all concerned parties, but self interest takes primacy. The plotter will succumb to the innane logic "...but they're my friend." Be the hero. Go with the garrote.

My ex and I had a shitbiotic relationship.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius November 1, 2018

relationship pubes

An act of neglect in the most important of areas shortly after entering into a new relationship.

‘You’ve got a decent set of relationship pubes there mate.’
‘I know, new Mrs. Haven’t manscaped for a while.’

by Maxim11 June 9, 2018

Relationship sabotage

When someone fucks with the lives of two people who would otherwise be loving their lives without difficulties.

The girl wanted to make their lives difficult by fucking with their lives, in an effort at relationship sabotage, one way of driving a wedge between two people to to play both the way the saboteur plays all sides.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2019

plutonic relationship

A relationship that creates great wealth, allowing both members to become plutocrats.

My cofounder and I just broke $10/million monthly in sales. We have a great plutonic relationship.

by jkoppel September 7, 2022

dead relationship

a relationship that is over. Completely destroyed with no chance of recovery.

Remember that girl I used to date, yeah well thats a dead relationship. Now she'sjust a voice in my head.

by notwiththebs August 6, 2014

Google Relationship

A google relationship i s a relation where one or both of the people involved reference to google for their issues or problems such as a first kiss..

"Hmm ive never made out with someone before, what should i do?" searches making out on Google* "so i should just repeat lemon melon, this should help with my Google relationship. Thanks Google!!

by LightBrightMeTight February 19, 2011

koala relationship

Quick, meaningless relationship; waste of time (relationship); ie. Eat bush and leaves. (not to be confused with a one night stand)

PERSON 1: I don't want to have a koala relationship.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.

by DaBeastlyAzn February 10, 2012