Minecraft

Minecraft is a place where kids with autism and ADHD go instead of playing with their friends.
Mother: Come down here its dinner
Kid: SHUT UP I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!
by postulating potato May 28, 2018
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Minecraft

Released in 2009; A virtual game in which a player must walk, fly or run around, building, mining, destroying etc, in a world filled with blocks. Mainly aimed at children around the ages of 6-13. However, on YouTube, there are a few adults who play the game for others to watch. Since it's release on Notch's (Creator of Minecraft) Website, there are now over 10,000,000+ Users who play the bestselling video game. It comes on many devices - Xbox, Playstation, PC, I.O.S, MAC, Samsung and hopefully in the future, VR.
Person 1: "What game would you like to play today, William?"
Person 2: "Minecraft, the best-selling game!"
by DollyDefinitions March 25, 2018
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Minecraft

a game that everyone says pewdiepie made better again even though IT WAS LAZARBEAM YOU MOTHER FUC-
minecraft? more like good game 9 years ago! am i right?
by epik Yello May 02, 2020
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Minecrafter

A rude, stupid, virgin that hates on anybody who plays Fortnite.
Joe: "I'm a Minecrafter"
Everybody else (grabs a rifle)
by bob but not bob February 18, 2021
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MineCraft is the definition of shit that 30yr old men think is making a comeback and probably have a browser consisting of MineCraft porn and blocky asses and think they are superior to more detailed and quality games like Fortnite, Apex l☺️Legends ,and Roblox
MineCraft is so shitty
I know right honestly let’s play Fortnite

Ok I’m down bro!!!
by That one good example October 10, 2019
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The definition of god minecraft is god everyone knows except for people who ejaculate into a cup then continues to drink it then dies of aids the next day.
So yeah minecraft.
Person1 minecraft is my life it is amazing in every way.
Person2 no it’s not
Person1 gets the whole town and starts ripping his eyeballs off and feeding them to their cats since they were really hungry.
by Taygimoo July 09, 2019
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Philza Minecraft

Person 1: who created Minecraft

Person 2: Philza Minecraft

Person 1: wasn’t it Not-
Person 2: PHILZA MINECRAFT
by skylinepotter January 18, 2021
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