christian honk

When a Christian couple lightly grabs their significant other's ass.

"Last night I gave my wife a good Christian honk."

by Closet Nerd May 29, 2020

Honking

Pomping yourself

Tony: I was busy honking myself off when Joshua caught me.
Joshua: It was delicious!

by bigdickdavinci March 4, 2022

Honk-by

you sneak up on a pedestrian while driving your car honking loudly

As Carla ran down kika street, somebody gave her a Honk-by which startled her.

by bevis and buttmunch May 16, 2010

Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.

I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work

by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022

Honk

Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.

I was flagged from the open bar at the wedding, so I grabbed a big ass "honk" of cake and left.

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Honk

A man playfully squeezes another man's penis outside the pants/shorts.

Johnny gave me a honk while we were standing in the lunch line. I'm about to give Leo a honk when he walks by. I'm about to honk the shit out of Kyle when he walks up.

by Jeffrey_Donger69 June 7, 2024

HONK

An airhead that talks nonstop nonsense

Dude that girl talks way too much, she’s a honk!

by mkelso June 28, 2022