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Home Muffin

A friend that makes you feel better with advice/hugs while also baking you home-made muffins.
That girl over there... she's my personal Home Muffin.
by Asodoph Boingberry January 22, 2009
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Retirement Home

A place where old people go to die.

The food is generally of very poor quality, and most of their time there is spent sitting around in chair, asking themselves:

"Why do they never come to visit me"

While at the same time staring into the eternal abyss, realising that they are at the end of their life.
"We sent Grandma off to a retirement home after Grandpa died."
by GDPYT November 28, 2018
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track home

The one look achieved when you've reached the height of plastic surgery. Duck lips, Botox, and silicon everything.
When I watch reality Tv, it's hard to tell these Track Homes apart.
by David Hern December 12, 2017
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Home Boo

The side piece or friend with benefits of a gay, gangster a** foo.

Homosexual term of endearment.

Synonymous with Side Chick.
Down a** foo with benefits
"Just chillen with my Home boo, hbu?" "Chale... IDK lemme ask the home boo"
by Kewk June 19, 2020
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Home Access

1. A online site where you, and your parents, can check grades. This site takes three years to load, fails to open, and crashes on a daily basis. Your teachers will also take forever to upload grades into it, and your parents will check the website and subsequently ground you. Almost every single time.

2. The devil
"Dude, did you check home access?" "Yeah, I failed that quiz."
by hoppersnoel December 20, 2012
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mullet home

a home with finer building materials, such as brick, in the front but with lesser materials, such as vinyl siding, on the sides and rear.
Did you see that new subdivision full of "Luxury" mullet homes and McMansions that popped up near the highway?
by eme jota ce October 16, 2009
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Bored At Home

Teen girl(s) who have nothing better to do with their time but to spend it taking "hot" pictures using a mirror or a webcam, with pursed lips and over extended fingers making an awkward peace sign.
Person 1: Buddy, did you see Taylor's new profile pic?
Person 2: Yea man, definite bored at home..
by Bored at home :* July 4, 2011
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