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Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide

Refers to the common and acutely frustrating "doggedly pretending not to understand and thus getting the help-requester to repeat/rephrase his tale of woe over and over till he finally gives up" strategy that many adults/older siblings resort to in an effort to eventually discourage a youngster in his efforts to motivate said elder to intervene on his behalf, but the elder does not wish to get involved or bestir himself. This destructive and selfishly-deceitful practice involves a similar "hiding behind a veil of fake confusion" ruse used by the jackal in the famous fable --- the jackal pretends to never quite be able to understand the situation and thus flimflams the frustratedly enraged tiger into tempestuously re-entering the cage so that the jackal could lock him back inside again, thus preventing him from devouring the Brahman for dinner.
I tried to get my uncle to step in and settle the quarrel I was having with my cousin, but he always just kept smiling amusedly and scratching his head in apparent bewilderment and asking me to repeat my story and "explain myself" over and over --- I know full well that my story was perfectly clear and easy for him to understand, though, so I suspect now that he was pulling the old Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide ploy on me just so that he wouldn't have to get involved in the dispute.
by QuacksO January 18, 2017
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hide and sleek

When playing hide and seek, the seeker asks the hider to go hide and then never looks for them.
He's playing hide and sleek with Cec, she's been hiding for 2 hours.
by Ashvill_2 January 20, 2017
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Hide and Douche

The act of saying something extremely shitty, racist/sexist, whatever the fuck you want that's a 0.006126126441 IQ move, and then calling it a joke, when you really mean it.
Person McGuyson: Clementine Ford was playing Hide and Douche today.
by Słoneczny! May 27, 2020
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Hide the Ball Bearings

A business consulting insider term that indicates purposefully hiding the truth by omitting an essential detail. Often used to buy time for negotiations or deeper research.

It's funny because the word ball is in it.
"You didn't bother telling Ewan you're already seeing someone?"
"Nah, I'm going to hide the ball bearings. What if Ewan's got a bigger dick? Gotta do the research before I close the deal."
by T-E-E June 1, 2020
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Hiding in the comments

When you are seeing TikTok and scary things pop out. You’re too scared but want to know what people talked about it then the comments will cover the clip partially.
@_slmp:who is hiding in the comments.. I have snacks for you 🍩🍕🍔🍟🍗🍭🍉🌭🌮
by Amber.t2le June 8, 2020
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Hide The Dump

A game in which players hide pieces of shit in amusing places.
Dude we played Hide The Dump at the hotel last night, we stuck pieces of shit between the glass and prints in the paintings on the wall.
by dump December 17, 2012
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wolfduke hide

A particularly effective method of concealing a person or object. So effective as to be considered "magic" or cloaking technology.
Following a particularly embarrassing meeting Gossamer decided to wolfduke hide for the rest of the afternoon
by Teth April 30, 2012
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