Purple-Helmet Warrior

When a Penis's head is bigger than the rest of the penis, Looking like a " helmet ."

My penis's head is bigger than my shaft, I think I might have a Purple-Helmet Warrior.

by squeezemasta June 18, 2011

Egg helmet

An egg helmet is a haircut that the all the real cool people rock. It is shaped like a egg and wraps arou d your head exactly.

Daniel: Wow is that an egg helmet?!
Donagh: Damn right it is
Daniel: Wow your so cool!

by TR4N5G3ND3R March 19, 2019

Helmet

Another way to call someone stupid.

Person #1: See that guy who ran into that door?

Person #2: Yea what a helmet

by Mista Foldgers May 26, 2009

firemans helmet

a word used by men to describe there cocks

"hello lovely ladies wanna check out my firemans helmet its large and in charge"
"no doosh bag i dont date firemen"

by Ollie Wright,kieron sykes August 18, 2006

Russian Helmet

When a man puts his head up a woman's twat all the way up to his chin.

After I gave Sally a Russian Helmet she became very loose.

by grundel octavio September 25, 2007

Scat helmet

This is a rubbery helmet that a person wears while participating in the sexual activity of 'scat' (poo sex). It is used to prevent poo from getting to ones hair, as poo is quite hard to wash out of hair.

Dude man i have to take a shit let's do some scat! OMFG HOLD IT IN MAN LET ME GET MY SCAT HELMET FIRST I'VE JUST HAD A SHOWER!

by lolerface September 11, 2008

penis helmet

A small helmet, usually made out of an alloy, used to protect the head of your penis. Can be worn with or without a dick strap.

To avoid bruising his cock, Mjolhner strapped on a penis helmet.

by MurGaTroYd April 5, 2005