playing the hairy harmonica

To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)

"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."

by Gabbro June 22, 2018

Haron

Heroin, usually of the lower grade black tar type.

Dame!That haron was bomb, I can barley keep my eyes open.

by Tall Ass Jipper April 9, 2009

Hanson's law

An excuse a socialist or communist, who mistakenly refers to them self as a "liberal", will use when they have been defeated in an argument usually regarding their very twisted and more than obvious un-American ideas.

Commie: "Fighting terrorism only breeds more terrorists."

American: "You've got to be the biggest piece of shit I've ever met. Stop bringing this country down when its find men and women are dying to protect your worthless ass."

by TheRealHanson September 17, 2005

Harmonica

When a person eats pussy by having his/her head sideways in between both of the woman's thighs on his/her head and chin, and succeeds in making her so excited that she moans in notation just like a harmonica.

"I didn't have to turn on the radio, i just played the harmonica in my girl's panties"

by TooSmooth August 10, 2012

Hanson

In golf, reaching the green in regulation followed by 4 putts to complete the hole.

On the 5th hole, Joe reached the green in 2 shots, then putted off the green and pulled a Hanson for a score of double bogey.

by da fellas November 15, 2011

Harmony

I’m Harmony, yes that’s my name

;)
(My yt: Qxeentho msp)

“Harmony is so pretty, everyone wants to be her”

by Iknowyouarejellyofme January 24, 2019

harony

Calm, chill unless u argue with her, without a doubt she is sure to win. She is beautiful and hot plus understanding and loving. If you get on her bad side oh Lordy lord she will expose u with hours of evidence :)

Hey harony!

by Mettieeeeee June 2, 2021