Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik June 8, 2018

What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?

What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?

What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?

by Hhaahs April 11, 2023

This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen

When you accidentally send an 8 year old boy into space with a paedophile.

Narrator: A spokesman said "This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen"

by the guy who defined something March 21, 2023

What happens if I take expired Citra 100mg?

Citra 100mg

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Citra 100mg online

Citra 100mg likely refers to Citragin or a citric acid derivative product, but the name

“Citra” alone is not specific to one standardized drug. It could be shorthand or branding

in certain regions. There are a few possibilities, depending on context:

What happens if I take expired Citra 100mg?

by a legitimate pharmacy? May 16, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Can Not Wait For What Happens Next<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Can Not Wait For What Happens Next<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Can Not Wait For What Happens Next<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023

Wouldn't have happened without my input

Unlike the school shootings, which where already happening and went DOWN between 2019 and now.

Hym "Wouldn't have happened without my input and you're trying to trivialize that very input because it trivializes your success. Which you don't actually have because nepotism. So the AI wouldn't have happened without my input. Some of the school shootings WOULDN'T have happened if YOUR input on the weaponized schizophrenia had be more substantive but I already saved my school shooter AND my suicide guy. So, publishing an original theory about how you would have to go about creating AI is NOT the same as telling your that if your doing do something about the weaponization of schizophrenia your kids were going to get murdered. And rightfully so. But how do you explain that to someone who has never had to do anything or be anything in life amd if basically retarded? Or actually retarded like REE-Lon?"

by Hym Iam October 6, 2025