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Harry Potter 

A wizard in the book series written by J.K. Rowling.
The Harry Potter Book series is now over, as all seven books have been released, the titles can be seen below.

Harry Potter and the (US) Sorcerer's Stone (UK) Philosopher's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter by Lily E. January 8, 2009

Harry Potter 

The shittiest series of books there is. Anyone who reads them or watches the movies is SERIOUSLY HIGH or a total dreamer who no one cares about thinking that they can cast a magic spell and be a magical wizard with a wand in a magical world.
God people, Harry Potter is fucking gay. I will see Harry Potter in hell!
Like seriously people get a life!! Read a decent book idiot.
Nerdy Boy: Hey I was just reading Harry Potter, and then I did my math homework! It was so much fun, I'm going to be a helpless nerd forever!!

Cool Kid: Harry Potter is so fucking gay you fruity fagot!!

Nerdy Boy: **Cries** one day you'll be sorry when I'm in the magical land of Hogwarts and you're not!

Cool Kid: Man, if I wanted to be in a magical world, I'd just smoke some coke! You stupid nerdy Harry Potter wannabe!

Nerdy Boy: Ummm, can I have some of this magical cocaine that will take me to Hogwarts?

Cool Kid: DO WAY FAG GET YOUR OWN!
Harry Potter by CoUrTnEy :) November 27, 2007

Harry Potter Trivia 

a term for horniness or sexual urges; often used when ashamed of being forthright with a friend about true intentions
I need to release all my stifled... "Harry Potter trivia"

Harry Potter 

See Harry Pothead.
Alternatively, one of the many voices within J.K. Rowlings head. It gives good advice though, followed by good books.
Harry Potter by Detranova July 28, 2003

harry potter 

some crazy wiz kid who carries around a stick and yells out random latin roots claiming they're spells.
harry potter by Ragdoll<3 March 8, 2009

harry potter 

1) To get a chick reallly high
2) get a broom
3) make a lightning bolt on her forehead with jiz
4) fuck the chick with the brooom while saying "RIDE THAT SHIT LIKE THE QUITTICH WORLD CUP"
5) lock her in a small cubbord under some stairs and run away
"so i was at this party and cassie got soooooo stoned that sherman Harry Pottered her"
"really?"
"yha she woke up in kelseys broom closet and said her ass really hurt, turns out he stuck the broom in the wrong hole"
"ouch"
harry potter by jork July 30, 2007