guilt dick

Anytime when you feel guilty and can't get an erection because you feel like such a dick

I was going to give this super fine bitch the dick earlier today but I felt like such an asshole for running her cat over with my car last night I couldn't get it up

Dude you had some guilt dick you gotta come clean

by The Dick Avenger March 15, 2015

blue guilt

When any law enforcement officer apologizes for the actions of another law enforcement officer even though that had nothing to do with said action, or any law enforcement officials that publicly state that all other law enforcement officers should share their opinions or leave the profession.

I saw this police officer showing his blue guilt on social media when he felt compelled to publicly state that he isn’t like an officer that committed a crime.

by The Anti Blue Falcon May 31, 2020

guilt job

When you’re simply feeling too guilty to fix something, you give them a blow job.

Mellisa was so guilted after going through my messages that she just had to give me a guilt job to make up for it.

by Mel Brobank July 13, 2019

guilt respond

When you talk to someone and they don't actually listen to the context, but rather simply reply with a short phrase or answer with arbitrary meaning so that they don't seem rude for not answering you.

So, do you think i should go study engineering, or just go and get a job straight away? A man's got to do, what a man's got to do". God damnit Jerry, stop guilt responding to me!

I'm not friends with Jerry anymore, all he ever does is guilt respond, everytime i talk.

by Nigger87 October 20, 2015

Conveyor Belt of Guilt

To pass one's guilt onto another person in order to alleviate your own guilt. Often done when one sees someone is indirectly at fault in someway for your own guilt.

John: I feel bad. I haven't been to my family reunion for almost three years now because I've always been down there visiting you.

Jane: Don't pass this down the conveyor belt of guilt.

by Rasengan2theface April 07, 2012

TiVO Guilt

The feeling of guilt when you realize you have recorded more shows than you have time to watch.

"My TiVO is recording 30 hours of shows everyday...I don't have time for anything else. I'm suffering from TiVO guilt."

"Dude, go get a fucking life"

by jollygreengiant01 December 03, 2008

guilt food

Feeling bad about not buying food when visiting a supermarket, bakery or other grocery establishment. Therefore you buy unnecessary food products/produce

Grandma went to the bakery and bought guilt food because she was feeling sad for the employees.

by Thedude9880 December 03, 2023