Granda

This is when your grandparent has an unknown gender and or laser vision.

My granda just cut me some food with their laser vision

by Hdfjjrfv September 24, 2017

guardamama

one who hurts without intention, who doesn't realizing that he/she is inflicting pain.

Why were you such a guardamama back there? Don't you know she just got a shot in that arm?

by Anna February 26, 2003

grandads spunk

old codgers pearly nozzle mustard (aka) curdled pentioners milk,
or some times reffered to in retirement homes as 'off milk'

there was off milk all over my grandads slippers....

my grandmar loves grandads spunk...

by James Barnsley November 14, 2007

slippery guadalupe

an incredibly difficult, and technical Ice dancing trick first invented by dick button in 1651. When the trick was first shown to crowds people literally imploded with amazement causing several small black holes that would eventually swallow the small island of lesbos. When asked for a comment dick button replied "thats how i fucking roll. I was just prancing around one day and i thought hey i want to make people loose their shit...so the slippery guadalupe was born. Better recognize!!"

This is the russian ice dancer sergei vehajdblsalfgyzzz. He just nailed the triple axel and oh my goodness could he be going for it? Yes it's the slippery guadalupe!!! may the gods have mercy on us all. (Enter implosions and black holes)

by touch my dick button February 19, 2010

La Rosa de Guadalupe

A pussy ass christian mexican tv show about people doing stupid things and how god help them, most of its audience are basically fat woman or just persons that want to laugh about how stupid it is

Michael: Hey john want to play mario kart 69 ???
John: I can't, I'm watching La Rosa de Guadalupe
Michael: That program is for ass mexicans
John: I know, but is funny beacuse its dumb

by CamiloCamote May 5, 2019

Gandalfing

Verb; To Gandalf.
Is the act of denying an opponent's pass, shot or cross during competitive play by means of solid blocking.
Is most notably and skilfully executed by UNSW women's football players.

'Did you see her? She totally Gandalfed the shit out of that Nowra chick's shot'
or
"Look at how bad Apia are at Gandalfing"

by UNSW November 3, 2012

Gandalf

An exclamation, spoken with great gravity to a MTF tranny whose member has begun to bulge from under her frock.

Derivation: Sir Ian McKellen, the wizard in flowing robes: "You shall not pass!"

It was off to the Ladies Room, after Hedwig's friend bent over and whispered in the tranny's ear: 'Gandalf! Go check yourself, girl!'

by valeriegirl June 8, 2009