grundle muffin

A delicious mix of excavated nuts, mixed with grundle juice (see prior reference)and nether-yeast, baked overnight after a 5 hour tequila fu*k. Serve warm with coffee.

Honey, bring me some grundle muffin and some aspirin.

by Viva La Grundle January 24, 2006

Grundle King

Synonymous with Matt Beavis. Enemy of Little Ponies, and Ruler of the Pick-up Soccer Field.

Man, the Grundle King just scored again!

by Dweebis September 30, 2008

grundle grease

the perspiration that comes from a penis.

using grundle grease, is sort of the inverse of the stink palm

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

grundle runt

A gay midget

A: That midget is gay
B: that's a grundle runt

grundle runt

by Rhodotracker November 29, 2014

Grundle baster

A delicate tool used in the therapy and treatment of numerous grundle ailments.

Jenkins, hand me the grundle baster and a clean napkin, we have some oily discharge with a slight chance of splatter painting.

by The Grunch March 2, 2009

grundle shots

taking a shot of your choice from the grundle of some dude

I was out n Motown the other night, and the next thing I know my draws are off and I'm laying on the bar as people were doing grundle shots off me; I guess they didn't mind the stench from the hot yoga sash I just came from.

by Frumpdidileeumpkiss July 10, 2016

Grundle wrestling

Male-on-male scissor action with nut satchels on opposite sides

I caught my roommate grundle wrestling with my brother

by Scissor with taints January 17, 2009