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Vietnam Hand Grenade

Don't masturbate or have sex for a week. Then fuck a girl with a condom. When you cum, pull off the condom while retaining the cum. Tie up the end then raise the cum-filled-condom up in the air and chuck it at the girl's face like a water balloon. Try to break her nose.
That bitch sucks in bed so I did a Vietnam Hand Grenade on her face. She is in the hospital today with a broken nose.

Gut Grenade 

Better known as Krystal's hamburgers. They usually feel like someone dropped a frag grenade in your stomach, as well as leave shrapnel in the toilet... later in the day.
Hey bob, lets stop by Krystal's and pick up a couple of gut grenades.
Gut Grenade by Ksing Kser August 26, 2003

abortion grenade

filling your freshly used condom with firecrackers and throwing it at your unsuspecting partner.
bitch, don't even think i wont resort to abortion grenades..

norwegian hand grenade 

when you pinch the tip of your dick right before you spew, then slam the top and bottom of your dick with your hands, shooting semen everywhere.
Man, that girl sucks at giving dome, so before i blew in her mouth i gave her the old norwegian hand grenade.

random grenade

When some one throws a random grenade across the map because they know where the other team spawns!
Bro1: dude i just got killed by a random grenade!
Bro2: the other team must suck
Bro1: looking at the killcam he didnt even see me, he threw from the other side of the map
Bro2: oh i killed him, he ran out of grenades!
random grenade by killerklein February 26, 2008

plasma grenade 

An entertaining weapon in the video game "Halo". Can create hours of fun or piss the hell out of your friends. Have a tendency to stick to things and then blow the absolute living shit out of them.
Master chief:*chuck plasma grenade on grunt*
Grunt: "Not again!!!!!!!"
plasma grenade by el scorcho October 31, 2004