Chinese grenade

When a male is near climax he will run at full speed at the women's face while simultaneously trying to cum there's a 50% chance the male Will cum that's why it has its name the Chinese grenade.

Jimmy tried to chinese grenade his wife but he had a malfunction and just smacked his balls in her face

by Yetus ketus November 02, 2020

Axe Grenade

An Axe Grenade or smoke grenade is when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.

Axe Grenade: when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.

G8: Yo What The Actual Fuck is that smell nigga!!??
Other G8: Those stupid motha fuckers!!!! Those little fuckin sixth graders set off another Axe Grenade!
G8: Well, time to beat they asses. Who’s in?

All G8’s in unison: Fuck Yeah!.
G6 who set did the Axe Grenade: Aw shit! Hey, nobody gon snitch right?
Some other G6’s: Yeah/Sure/Ok.
G8’s:Yo, which one of you motha fuckers did that shit!!!?
G6’s in unison: G6WSAG
G6WSAG:Man Fuck all y’all.

“End Scene”

by Emerymiles2007 February 14, 2020

grenade knee

When you get stuck posing with the fat girl on your knee in a group photo. Afterwards the knee looks like a swaybacked horse.

Alpha male- "Dude, thanks for being my wingman, sorry about that grenade knee."
Beta male- "Okay, Bro, but next time you get the grenade knee."
Alpha male *under his breath* "Yeah, right."

by wifeofashlong December 29, 2018

Hand Grenade

Someone who shows up and destroys everything they touch.

Don't let ( insert name) touch that. He's a hand grenade, he'll fuck something up.

by The Red Devil October 12, 2021

Hand Grenade

Former Mayor of New York and future cast member of Orange is the New Black, Rudy Giuliani

"Rudy Giuliani is a hand grenade, he's going to blow us all up,"

-John Bolton

by Simone De' Salome October 15, 2019

Crimson grenade

The act of taking out one's tampon and flinging it at one person or a crowd of people with the intention of:
1) transferring any blood-borne diseases the thrower currently has

2)disgusting those in the blast radius of the grenade to the point that they vacate the landing site.

When Emily realized the line at the grocery store was too long, she lobbed a crimson grenade toward the crowd; clearing out the rest of the customers and allowing her to advance to the front of the line.

by Metcalfone July 11, 2015

Gritty Grenade

The act of a female hovering (straddled) over a person, spreading her vagina lips apart & allowing sand to fall out onto their "target"

After I JUST fell asleep (the first 3 minutes in a week) I was startled awoke by a gritty grenade!

by Finni Bouche February 21, 2021