gloshbag

glosh·bag
   gloɒʃ-bag

–noun
1.
the rucksack to which the douchenozzle is fastened.
2.
a person or animal whose character and/or mannerisms place them in a category that is beyond typical douchedom.

Origin:
early 2011; < German gläuche bäg >

Although Mike's consumption of potassium rich bananas is health conscious, the way in which he consumes an entire bunch in one sitting qualifies him as a veritable gloshbag.

by Hälläfäx October 15, 2011

gooshinblach

Adj; referring to an object of extreme brightness; very shiny.

NOTE: the L is silent, pronounced (goo-shin-bak)

"Wow! That sign is so gooshinblach!"

"Man... don't look at the sun... it's too gooshinblach."

by shortblondefriend August 24, 2011

Gloshenhargen

The German slang for rain boots, related to galoshes. Nick name for a war strategy involving an attack during the rain, when the trenches were flooded.

Hitler ordered the Gloshenhargen plan.

Man, it's raining hard... I wish I brought my gloshenhargen!

by MGRT418 June 19, 2012

Gooshtified

Intentionally shooting a player in a game called Counter-Strike 1.6 as a means to hit the unarmored head which caused a goosh and blood splatter type sound completely obscuring the players aim.

The whole team was gooshtified.

Player John Doe has left the game, he was gooshtified.

by gooshtified March 12, 2013

Gooshmallow

A goober that looks like a marshmallow in the wilderness.

Did you see that gooshmallow? He's actually pretty cute!

by Snugglepuff11 November 6, 2016

Gnoosh

VERY VERY Big,Huge,Gigantic,Large,Enormous... Just Really Big.

The Gnoosh Boy Sat On His Gnoosh Couch.

by gnooshgod December 10, 2016

Glosh

1.When you cum in a girl/guys ear then you suck it out of her ear back into your own mouth.

2. It could also be used as an insult towards anything you want, the insult is like saying that you choke on cock

1."do you want to glosh in my ear this time Jimmy"

2."omg this game gloshes so hard"

by Antoinetheboi April 18, 2018