glickologist

a glickologist is one who has studied the “glick”, glickologists have spent years examining the glicks in many ways. “glickologist” is a famous instagram account.

yo jake, i want to be a “glickologist” when i’m older! i’m thinking about going to glick university to study it!

by xuser1 November 16, 2021

Glockenspiel

A dick.

Ayo I've got a massive glockenspiel you know fam

by istrokeurdadswilly March 9, 2022

Glock Jocker

A person who defends all Glock flaws by saying it’s the operator.

That Glock Jocker just told me every other manufacturer has the wrong grip angle and that slide bite is an integral design feature to be able to stay on target when mag dumping.

by JG69 June 14, 2022

Glocked

Ghosted and blocked

When I didn’t hear from my dear friend, I realized I was glocked. No way to communicate with them.

by Fun Aunt July 7, 2022

Glicking

A person or a thing being annoying or rude

Stop glicking bruhhh

by Slaycore July 16, 2022

glockoma

Mental disorder that has a 50% chance of occurring when having the possession a Glock firearm of any model causing powerful urges to point it at your head and pulling the trigger

"Ohh yeaa u heard tommy got diagnosed with glockoma? We gotta keep an eye out for that poor guy."

by vistaine October 9, 2022

Glocksmackled

A blowjob technique where the female is so shocked at the size, she struggles to perform said blowjob

Man: Well? are you going to do it?

Woman: I'm so sorry, I'm just..Glocksmackled..

by not dobby (totally) December 4, 2022