chocolate glazed cruller

When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.

Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.

by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

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glazing a bear claw

The act of masturbating on and covering of a freshly pushed out turd with semen.

We always thought that Ted was getting caught up Angry Birds on the toilet, because he takes the longest shits imaginable. Apparently he's been glazing a bear claw.

by Glen Cairn April 29, 2011

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This can only occur when the chick you're fucking has to take a shit right before you cum. After you cum the bolus of feces begins to protrude from her anal sphincter. Once an inch or two has made its way out of her, you pull out and blow it all over that turd. That's a glazed Snickers bar.

My cousin ate a glazed snickers bar and it gave him some bad indigestion.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

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french glazed doughnut

French kissing a guy/girls asshole after cumming on and in it.

"Ben totally gave Keeley a French glazed doughnut last night before work and didnt wipe his face"

by wildman101 December 19, 2013

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De-glaze the Pan

De-glazing the pan is a method by which one removes leftover feces from the butt-crack. It most commonly occurs when the leftover poo causes a dry, itchy sensation in the anal region but, as it is dried on, cannot be easily removed with toilet paper. In order to combat this issue, the person in question waits until the anus area become moist with sweat, thereby making extraction of the offending fecal matter much easier. Thus, the "pan" has been "de-glazed" and one can continue in comfort.

"Dude, my ass is itching somthin' fierce, I can't wait til gym class so I can de-glaze the pan."

by 5seat January 22, 2014

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