Jack To The Future

An infamously horrible video by YouTuber Jacksfilms the video was infamously horrible because the video was purely sponsored slop with feeling more like a Nickelodeon special than a YouTube video

“Have you watched that HORRIBLE video Jack To The Future”

by Welsh Pro on YouTube January 16, 2025

bacterial futurism

An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.

Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.

by peculiargoldfish April 09, 2025

Future jellybean

Jellybean, still fatherless but now agrees that the skeleton memes are apart of her.

"Hey, future Jellybean seems mid"
"I know but the skeleton memes are part of her now."

by pngtubers are cringe af June 20, 2022

Future Jellybean

Still cringe and fatherless but also now accepts that the skeleton memes are apart of her.

Example of how it's used in a sentence: future Jellybean is kinda mid

by pngtubers are cringe af June 19, 2022

[Future Retro]

An English style that is the new New Rave but not as lame. It's basicaly bright colours and lots of plastic acessories, especialy bracelets, lego necklaces and fake Ray Ban sunglasses.
Why? It's fun.

''Oo, Jamiee, those bracelets from Clare's
Accessories?''
''Why yes, they are. Very Future Retro I thought''

by Jamiee W August 26, 2008

Futurism over Function

When certain features or basic functions present on a new product are changed for the sake of "innovation" with no consideration for practicality.

"It just feels like the thought process was 'well, let's change these designs, because that's what innovators do. And also it will get attention,' without actually improving on the old designs, or thinking about actual problems with the old designs that could be solved. See, what's happening here is not uncommon for Tesla and some other car companies, but specifically any of Elon's companies. I don't know if there's a name for it yet, so I'm just gonna call it Futurism over Function."
--> Cybertruck? More Like Cyber-Sucks! – SOME MORE NEWS

by The Logical Fallacy October 14, 2024

future steppin'

To make a move in the near future; not at this moment.
To hold off on the current situation

I'm future steppin' to a better thought

by KeezKillah May 05, 2018