real meal

Evander Holyfield

They called Holyfield the real deal until that fight with Tyson when he got his ear bit off, he then became to the "real meal".

by xxmikeoxhugexx September 15, 2022

pavo real

pavo real, peacock, pheasant, turkey

Pavo Real: Peacocks are large, colorful pheasants (typically blue and green) known for their iridescent tails. These tail feathers, or coverts, spread out in a distinctive train that is more than 60 percent of the bird’s total body length and boast colorful "eye" markings of blue, gold, red, and other hues.

by robert545 June 9, 2011

My real

My brother, my homie, tight friend you grew up with and kept it 100

My real when u have beef wit a nigga I got your back, let's body this niggas yo!

by India Terrell March 6, 2008

this is not real life

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.

mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.

by thisisnotreallife1993 November 13, 2010

hook and real

This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.

The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.

Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.

The hook and real gave me my war.

by Jb habes March 10, 2017

Real Bike

A Real Bike. Meaning REAL expensive, Real heavy, and Real slow, but most importantly Real out of style. Specifically used to demean younger sport bike riders and pressure them to also purchase some POS Harley-Davidson to help justify their own shit investment. Real bikers typically only ride their real bikes to real bike events that consist only of real bikes.

Hey kid, why don't you get rid of that crotch-rocket and get yourself yourself a real bike?

by TheKawasakiKid February 4, 2020

real dreams

when a person has dreams that are so real, they can't decipher reality from dreamland.

My dreams are so crazy, I never know what was real vs. a dream until I get up & continue living life. Shit is always real dreams, yo!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016