folding a fart

The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.

Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.

“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”

“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”

by GlennNasty January 11, 2018

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

by Yabagoot June 16, 2018

Folded

When you’re really high and you’re folded like laundry.

Hey man... i’m really folded.

by ilickballsforfree November 2, 2019

The Feddie Fold

Well I figured I'd be the first to put it on here. Since Oregon's Governor just signed the "BLUE" bill for the Oregon homeless. To get $1,000 a month cash as a gift.. If you live in portland / vancouver then you are more familiar than you would like with " the feddie-fold!" Which comes in any number of ways. Basically it is what a fetynal addicts body does after consumption. You have heard the term " fold up like a lawn-chair?" Well in this case the fetynol consumer becomes the chair... Hence the term "the feddie-fold".

Had to step over 3 of them on the way into work this morning..They are so high on those blue fetynol pills! Looks like they are doing "the feddie fold"

by Arik Arbo April 17, 2023

bread fold

A slice of bread added with spread, then folded in half and eaten.

A: What did you have for breakfast?

B: Just a bread fold with nutella.

by cookiewings May 25, 2017

I see how the tables fold

A sarcastic way of saying “I see how it is” — usually after realising someone’s true priorities, loyalty, or intentions.

“Ohh okay.. I see how the tables fold😐”

by Rahhhh.her June 12, 2025

Folded for the Crease

“folded for the crease” is when you get back with your ex girlfriend regardless of why you two broke up in the first place just so you can have sex with her again. you initially didn’t wanna get back with her, but you folded and threw all rational thinking out the window for the vaginal crease.

“dude i didn’t wanna get back with my ex but she threw the pussy at me. why did i do it?”
“bro, you folded for the crease.”

by Slatty McSex June 22, 2025