the fondler

A guy that will fondl your balls every we’re you go. At you house ,restaurant , park, and work “HE” will mostly be there to fondle any boys balls by the name of Drake

Did you hear drake and the fondler we’re together in his room last night

by Slave holder 69 June 12, 2018

pounce fodder

Noun
When playing a competitive board game, one who is losing/having their pieces eaten can be referred to as 'pounce fodder', implying that their only purpose in the game is to provide a piece for other players to use to gain points/turns by 'pouncing' on

Why do you keep sending my pieces home? Am I just pounce fodder to you?

by ardentmotley November 23, 2018

Butthole Fondler

one who fondles with thebutthole

Yve's is totally an butthole fondler, he fondeled with Jarich's anus all night long, causing a pink sock

They call me the butthole fondler

by Pinky in da stinky November 28, 2018

Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.

Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.

by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018

Kiddie fiddler

A Kiddie fiddler is another name for pedometer, meaning that an adult likes to toucheck kids

Yo, that guy over there is some Kiddie fiddler

by Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege March 6, 2019

KYLE FODDER

Kyle fodder describes person or persons who is so openly chavvy scummy or outrageously common that they seem as if straight off the sofa of the Jeremy Kyle show

"Oh my god, she was caught doing what? She's such Kyle fodder.

"Darren is 24 hasn't worked a day in his life but is head to toe in Adidas and smart devices, total Kyle fodder

"Jesus Christ she's on the third 'love of her life' this year and it's March, such Kyle fodder

by lebodge August 24, 2019

Kiddily fiddler

someone who spends their lifetime being a kiddily fiddler is someone who likes to fiddle with the kiddies out there
They can’t help being the way that they are

Hey you. Stop fiddling around with those kiddies

But I’m a kiddily fiddler.

by A kiddily fiddler October 11, 2019