Flounder

To be in a state of flopping around helpless and incapable of helping yourself.

I was floundering on the computer program, so I went to YouTube and then called a friend with skills.

by Big ugly May 20, 2021

Flounder

Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.

She: *Tells silly joke*
Him: I'm gonna have to flounder you for that one.

by wurstle July 7, 2021

Funderburg

When a female is having a hard time pooping so she inserts her thumb into her vagina to help push out that last bit of turd.

Holy shit Aubrey! I was so constipated this morning even the coffee wasn’t working. I had no choice but to give myself the old thumbs up and Funderburg that crap right out of there!

by Skippy Peanutbutter November 17, 2021

Flanderism

Religion that prohibits shaving of facial hair that pays respects to the Flander god accepting of all sexuality's and genders.

Rules
1. Don't kill
2. Don't shave

3. like good people
4. Love flander

I love Flanderism he's my god.

by Flanderism August 19, 2021

funderbuckin

The sexual act between two consenting man using toys in each others anuses.

I walked into his apartment to work on his AC, he and his partner was in there Funderbuckin!

by SphinxMonster October 11, 2021

Flander Whore

a Man who wishes they were promiscuous, but his penis is too shriveled up to be.

He bragged about having sex with the whole block but he was such a flander whore!

by Literature Sage October 17, 2021

Flounder

A flounder is a roommate who cannot look you in the eyes for several months because they are so conflict avoidant and passive aggressive. Flounders have such big egos that their eyes move to one side of their body making them emotionally and physically deformed for many lives to come.

I’m so sorry, it looks like your roommates are total flounders, time to lite the ego death machine.

by Scuba Celine November 26, 2021