BangChan: ‘ What is flirting? I’ve never heard of it’
Stay: ‘yeah okay bud whatever you say’
BangChan: *Proceeds to prove stay right *
Stay: ‘yeah okay bud whatever you say’
BangChan: *Proceeds to prove stay right *
by Lazy_stay July 03, 2024
by it_eez-what-it_eez September 10, 2022
Mum: *sees you talking to girl*
You: *ends conversation with girl*
Mum: *walks over*
You: "don't even."
Mum: "so, who were you flirting with?"
You: *transforms into tomato*
You: *ends conversation with girl*
Mum: *walks over*
You: "don't even."
Mum: "so, who were you flirting with?"
You: *transforms into tomato*
by Just your average dude October 22, 2022
by Z85 April 25, 2022
Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
by myballzitchpleaseandthankyou May 27, 2023