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Flex Shit

That sticky poop that seals itself to the back of the toilet and no matter how many times you flush it... it won’t go away. It is the Flex Seal of feces.
“Dude, I just took this nasty “Flex Shit” that just won’t go away. I swear it could be used to seal Phil Swift’s glass boat.”
by Nacho Burris February 9, 2020
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faux flex

sort of like a bow flex only found at wallmart.
me and two friends were walking through wal-mart looking for dex when my friend was like "hey look, a faux flex"
by skife March 10, 2005
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Z-Flex

A brand of skateboard from the 70's like in the movie "Lords of Dogtown".
Woman: Holy shit that guy's riding a z-flex, I better go make him a sandwich.
by IamTHEandrew April 24, 2010
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bot-flex

when your E-go is to big for the internet and you NEED to prove it with virtual friends.
Audrey- “have you seen James’ peen? It’s Smol.”
Fin- “careful, if he sees he will flex his bot dick”
James-“BOT-FLEX INCOMING”*nukes the chat*

You’re the only one here.
by MCBOT.INC April 24, 2020
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Flemish Fire Truck

An abnormally red penis that produces enough seed, of Dutch speaking origin, to put out a small house fire.
My girl got too hot so I cooled her off with my Flemish Fire Truck!
by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009
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Flex Flossin

Acting as if you are rich, when in fact, your not. Spending money that you know you cant afford. similar to frontin or being nigga rich. Like when someone tries to Flex their muscles to look buffer than they are.
Person A:"Man you see that Nigga? He got one pair of Jordans and he thinks he's the shit."

Person B: "Yeah that nigga needs to quit Flex Flossin"
by Kai Weezy May 18, 2010
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Flex Tape

1; An as-seen-on-tv tape product, claiming to be able to fix any crack, hole, leak, or thing in general. It can also be used to seal up the bottle because Grandpa's been hitting it too hard.

2; Jesus

3; A worldwide phenomenon started by youtuber Jontron, where he answers the question: What is flex tape? He explains, through strenuous research, that flex tape is, in fact, a holy product that can fix anything, even stopping your IV or blood bag from leaking onto your computer.
1; "Just to prove the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half,"

2; "Going to church on Sunday to pray to Flex Tape."

3; "This is Josephi Krakowski, here with Flex Tape,"

"100% Improved Product,"
by Satan's Daughter <3 June 10, 2018
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