flexing and flashing

acting out & or showing things in a continuous reckless matter without an effect

hey Walter is over there with his gun! don’t worry he’s not gonna do anything he’s just flexing and flashing

by countinbis March 15, 2020

keyboard flexing

Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.

"Was there 'beef'?", asked barry. "No barry, Samuel was just keyboard flexing", chuckled paul.

by Spazoid November 28, 2016

Chunder Flex

When you puke chunks and some of those chunks pass through your nose.

I got a nose bleed when I had a Chunder Flex

by Thanksforallthefishidiot August 9, 2016

flexing ice

Flexing- Showing off

Ice- expensive jewelry (usually gold or diamonds)
Flexing ice- showing off expensive jewelry

Look at that fool Tim flexing ice over there even though he's broke.

by xans for the stress June 5, 2017

flex a grumpy

To take a shit outdoors

That burrito is kicking in. I'm fit to flex a grumpy.

by agroman2012 October 11, 2011

had to flex

Had 2 stunt on them hoez

Sorry bro....had to flex

by Urmomloz February 4, 2017

flex stop

When you cross your legs and flex your butt muscles together to hold a dump in because your anal sphincter isn't strong enough.

Dude I had a close call this morning. I broke into a shuffle on the way to the bathroom and had to pause half way to do a flex stop.

by hilarioyo September 28, 2013