flesh dog

The act of treating a woman's vagina like a hot dog bun.

She wouldn't let me hump, so instead we played flesh dogs for a half hour.

by Chris March. February 1, 2009

Flesh Eating Cum Virus

An awful disease in which male semen act like sizzling, hot lava when they become airborne. This devastating disease originated in Rome, Italy in 567 B.C. It began when a goat's ballsack erupted and all the man juice landed on a nearby vagina, burning it to ashes. It is sexually transmitted. Masturbation and sexual activity become extremely dangerous. Not like Bond dangerous, like Charles Manson dangerous. There is no known cure.

Look at that Native American's Hands, he must have Flesh Eating Cum Virus!

by Goatman 22 April 28, 2009

flesh ferret

a males penis; the long skinny thing hanging between their legs

"hey baby let me put my flesh ferret in your slime cave"

by dru dickhole June 2, 2013

My Dog Has Fleas

An easy way to remember the correct tuning of a standard ukelele. The 4th string is an A, 3rd is a D, 2nd is F# Sharp, and the 1st is a B. When played one note at a time, you can remember the right tuning by singing the words "my dog has fleas."

"Dallin, the only way to correctly tune your ukelele is to remember my dog has fleas."

by R.P.M. November 6, 2005

Flesh Mushroom

Another slang term for a penis, mainly because of the shape of the had and the composition thereof.

"she really knows how to harvest a flesh mushroom"

by MIAH April 8, 2007

Flesh-Pickle

Male genitalia penis

That faggot is no stranger to the Flesh-Pickle

by Uncle Murray November 23, 2011

Flesh Pocket

a pocket of flesh found on a female ussually in the groine region about an inch and a half from the anus.

Can I store my wallet in your flesh pocket?

by Slop December 16, 2004