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the field

That place the military sends your significant other where s/he can't use a cellphone.
See also, loneliness, boredom, fatigue, or frustration.
Boyfriend: I'm going to the field this week. I'll be back on Wednesday.
Girlfriend: Hello, vodka. You're my only real friend.
by littled December 19, 2007
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Chinese Failed

Owing to Chinese parents' often excessive and unrealistic expectations on their children, Chinese fail is when you get less than 100% on your exams and courses
PG: Mom I got 19/20 on my calculus quiz
Mom: Why did you get that question wrong? What are you, stupid?
PG: Aww I chinese failed T_T
Mom: what did you say!?
by Peegies February 9, 2009
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FileMaker Pro

One of the most frustrating relational database applications ever produced for human use.
I guess filemaker doesn't deserve the word "sucks". Almost everything that sucks would reject to putting FileMaker in its category. FileMaker Pro passed this level a long ago and now it should make a new word for this level of irreliability and inconsistence. From now on when I hate something so much I won't say it sucks but I would say it's so close to FileMaker.
by Database Libertarian October 18, 2012
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plowing the field

to engage in sexual intercourse in the missionary position while holding the woman's legs like the handles of a plow.
I was plowing the field last night with Betty.
by Kahn Iceay July 14, 2010
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Fairfield CA is a very divierse place one side of the town is ghetto while the other is very rich. Fairfield is in the BayArea like it's twin city Vallejo.

The city is home to rappers and producers such as Mike Mosley, Rick Rock, The Federation, Rhythmx, EZSD, Chauncey Banks, Skip Dogg, Bobby Ford, and Chuck Nutt

Without Mike Mosley launching the Mobb sound and Rick Rock launching the Hyphy sound the Bay area might have never blew up.
Vallejo, Oakland, Richmond The whole Bay area Fairfield, The Flats, The Field, need to know about this cuz all those citys are alike.
by Bay area smart guy September 4, 2008
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tickler file

A place to store, whether in the mind or actually in your phone/blackberry the name/contact info of a very attractive person that you want to have sex with that has not yet reached the legal age of consent.
"I know Parker is only 16, but he is so freakin' hot...I gotta put him in my tickler file and hit that when he turns 18!!"
by Hurtt January 18, 2009
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Mine Field

Mine Field- (n.)- A room and/or large grouping of uggos duffs and/or grenades, with a complete lack of the normally accompanying hot friends.
"Dude I went to the bar last night. Supposedly it was ladies night, more like giant fat ass space slugs from Star Wars night, dude I walked into a mine field."
by Maverick and Goose November 6, 2008
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