by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
Get the cross eyed cripplermug. That person you work with!
Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!
Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!
Hey “Pete” can you help that person over there please!
Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”
Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”
by Curly26 June 24, 2019
Get the One Eyed Cockmug. when someone skeest in a girl's eye to blind her, steals her belongings, and runs away (like a gypsy would)
"I gave her the one-eyed gypsy, came up on a ps3, a Cool Runnings DVD, and some scented candles, and got the fuck out of there!"
by Abraham Autumnwood July 17, 2012
Get the One-eyed Gypsymug. A band that covers songs by The Black Eyed Peas, but change the lyrics to make the song about defecation.
Some of their most popular cover songs have been:
* Don't plop the farty
* Meat me halfway
* Lets get it farted
* Imma beef
* My lumps
* Don't phunk with my shart
* You left shit on my bowl you fucken prick Note: This song is a point of contention with The Black Eyed Peas who claim they have never written a song at all similar to this one
Some of their most popular cover songs have been:
* Don't plop the farty
* Meat me halfway
* Lets get it farted
* Imma beef
* My lumps
* Don't phunk with my shart
* You left shit on my bowl you fucken prick Note: This song is a point of contention with The Black Eyed Peas who claim they have never written a song at all similar to this one
Hey man I saw The Brown Eyed Peas last night, they did their own material - then they tossed it into the crowd.
by Zonal K October 25, 2019
Get the The Brown Eyed Peasmug. that son of a hoe that made baby sammy drink his damn blood and now sammy’s a this weird crossbred, long haired hottie who also sucks his lady demon friends blood when his brothers not around.. wait i got off track.. the yellow eyed demon is a um bitch that’s all.. also he’s either dead or in hell now i can’t remember
by wtfkmslmao April 23, 2018
Get the yellow eyed demonmug. When a man drops down to dip his balls in a womans mouth otherwise known as a teabag and accidently hits her in both eyes causing her to blink.
by noname G January 21, 2007
Get the double eyed blinkymug. 1. Describing anyone from Asia who has small slanted eyes. Typically scene driving Honda Civics, Acuras, or Toyotas
2. The short yellow people from Asia who are good at Math, Science, and Ping-Pong
2. The short yellow people from Asia who are good at Math, Science, and Ping-Pong
Bob: "That Slanty Eyed Bastard has been driving 15 under the speed limit for the past mile"
Tom: It's not the chinks fault, his eyes are too small to read signs, you can practically blindfold him with dental floss"
Tom: It's not the chinks fault, his eyes are too small to read signs, you can practically blindfold him with dental floss"
by jortmann September 7, 2010
Get the Slanty Eyed Bastardmug.