A non-existant paedophile that stalks girls.
Some girls are "Twi-hard fans" and enjoy it though. Freaks.
Some girls are "Twi-hard fans" and enjoy it though. Freaks.
Girl1: I woke up and saw him standing there watching me! How the fuck did he get in my room?!
Girl2: Cedric Diggory?!
Girl1: Nah! Edward Cullen! You know, that new freak in school with girl lips?
Girl2: Cedric Diggory?!
Girl1: Nah! Edward Cullen! You know, that new freak in school with girl lips?
by edwardhater May 26, 2010
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P.S. If you have NOT read the Twilight Saga, DON'T! JUST DON'T! Don't touch that series if you value your brain cells. That alone is one of the government's conspiracy theories that's gonna kill us all.
P.S. If you have NOT read the Twilight Saga, DON'T! JUST DON'T! Don't touch that series if you value your brain cells. That alone is one of the government's conspiracy theories that's gonna kill us all.
Twifan: Like, Oh my god. Edward Cullen is so darn cute! You should read Twilight!
Person: Yeah, I rather not. I'd love to keep my brain cells.
Twifan: How can you survive without reading TWILIGHT?! IT'S THE BEST!!!
Person: Unlike you, I actually want to pass and graduate.
Person: Yeah, I rather not. I'd love to keep my brain cells.
Twifan: How can you survive without reading TWILIGHT?! IT'S THE BEST!!!
Person: Unlike you, I actually want to pass and graduate.
by allergictobullshit May 2, 2010
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by Adam Selby October 19, 2008
Get the Edward Bilington-cliff mug.Similar to the drinking game Edward 40 hands, which involves taping 40 oz malt liquor bottles to each hand and consuming them as fast as possible. The major difference is that a fifth of jack daniels is substituted, which for all but the most hardened alcoholics should end in liver failure and death.
Oh fuck! Did you hear how he died? That shitbag was trying to be a hardass by playing Edward Jack Hands.
When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.
When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.
by Big Sizzler December 9, 2008
Get the Edward Jack Hands mug.A name, not relating to the book "twilight". Most Edwards are ashamed to be associated with such an embarrassment of a book. Every time a girl meets an edward, some instinct in their deranged little fan-girl heads causes them to blurt out "OMG EDWARD LYKE EDWARD CULLEN OMGOMGOMGOMG<3333333333 ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?!"
fuck twilight. fuck edward cullen. way to ruin a name, stephanie meyers.
fuck twilight. fuck edward cullen. way to ruin a name, stephanie meyers.
by Namemeaning9943 September 24, 2017
Get the edward mug.Some lit ass motherfuckers, they have raging ass parties for a small get together, they always seem to be a pot head since a young child and they don't call cops they call family
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by lit somoen March 28, 2018
Get the esparsen mug.Edward is Very talented at sports Mainly basketball he also is super funny, Sweet , loving and Sarcastic he also has very good looks and at sometimes He be Extremely Insanely Rock Hard headed he’s also really good at video games especially 2k.
You need a edward
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