douche raft

An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW

I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.

by bob h boberson June 21, 2008

douche muffin

a man that acts like a douche bag and has a muffin top.

That kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche muffin

by homer d. poe December 6, 2007

arch douche

1. the title given to someone high on the corporate ladder, in a position of authority, etc. who is also a douchebag.

2. a person who is not necessarily in authority over another but who is just a huge douchebag, i.e. on the scale of all douchebags instead of just on one ladder

Example 1: Jimmy is the arch douche of the accounting department.

Example 2: That guy is the fuckin' Arch Douche.

by grlwholvd January 26, 2011

douche chill

Introduced by the character Tobias Funke (David Cross) on the short-lived but acclaimed, award winning FOX sitcom Arrested Development. "Douche chill" is an exclamation calling attention to the embarrassment of someone who has brought ill consequences on themselves.

Typically annunciated an octave or two higher than one's normal speaking voice and drawing out the "L" sound in "chill."

1. Mike and Tom are playing one-on-one basketball. Mike tries to show off and go up for a dunk. He misses it and face plants on the concrete. The sooner the better, Mike exclaims, "Douche chilllllll!"

by AyeJaye October 2, 2007

Douch Brothers

A group of 3 or more douches that hang out with each other. They usually dress the same or similar, all wearing the same hat.

(at the mall) "Hey look! Its the Douch Brothers!"

by windsy February 3, 2010

Book douche

One who ostentatiously reads and carries around highbrow literary fiction in public

Look, there goes Ira reading "The Crying of Lot 49" on the L Train. He's such a book douche.

by ryanosborne November 11, 2009

Douche Dragon

A douche that spits hot fire

Hey my boyfriend just broke up with me for some ugly skank he's such a douche dragon.

by TWCMan April 5, 2011