double-slit-experiment

1) Threesome involving two women and one man.

2) Experiment identifying the wave properties of particles.

"hey ladies, fancy coming over to mine and performing the double-slit-experiment?"

by Shaun1001 November 14, 2012

double ball penitration

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.

Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"

by anonanalballs January 27, 2013

double-spocking

Doing the Vulcan salute with both hands and then fingering four women at once.

"Should we invite Zach to the party tonight?"
"No, he's busy double-spocking his four moms tonight."

by SlipperySeaSnake69 June 15, 2014

double bind

A double bind is a no-win scenario where you are either forced (or feel pressured) to do something you can't do on demand, or in a another situation, are penalized for what you do.

I'm in a double bind here: if I can't fall asleep now, then I'll be too tired to wake up tomorrow morning, and if I don't wake up, I'll be late for work and they'll fire me. And if I take sleeping pills, I for sure won't be able to wake up... I wish I could just fall asleep when I want to and get up when I want to! What a double-bind!

by Birch2 August 4, 2014

Double Glazed Coolata

The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.

"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?

"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"

by Dr. Kockter August 6, 2014

Double hand gawk gawk

When she's down on you giving a blowjob with two hands and she makes a gawk gawk sound.

"Yeah, last night _____ gave me double hand gawk gawk." Don't actually use this in a sentence, like.. for real.

by CaustGFX July 16, 2020

Double Bagel

When one were to get fucked in both conveniently placed holes, often by a father figure

I always get double bagelled by my dad I do - Molly

by Carltonsesh April 29, 2021