dingle nuts

Though seeming to be a milder version of its epithet cousin numb nuts, DINGLE NUTS is actually a perversely subtle conflation of dingleberry with numb nuts, which connotes tiny, hardened balls of feces, toilet paper, and lint hanging from the ends of scrotum hairs.

Pretty nasty, eh?

Hey! Watch what you're doin'! <under breath> Dingle nuts...

by JC_SaltLaker January 14, 2005

Dingle Berry

a small piece of crap that sticks to a patch of fur around your anus. Usually dingle berries are found after a horrible wipe job or after a good shart.

Look at this dingle berry. Its as big as a oreo!!!

by nilly jean June 2, 2008

Dingle Dongle

The Air Force ROTC defintition of the drawstring on ones PTU (physical training uniform) shorts.

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, your dingle Dongle is hanging out. Fix it!"

Cadet Wang: "Yes Sir!"

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, why did you join AF ROTC?!"

Cadet Wang: "Sir, this cadet joined to become an officer while circumventing the proper method of enlisting first and actually earning an officer rank. This cadet wants to be another shithead Lieutenant who came straight out of college with no real military experience, and be expected to lead men into combat and oversee Senior NCOs that have been in the service for 20+ years, while this cadet, in fact, has no experience."

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Ain't that the truth."

by dferrari January 29, 2012

Winger Dinger the Nasty Finger

A Common name used for the cool history teacher Mr.Winger.

Person1: Hey who do you have for 4th period?

Person 2:Winger Dinger the Nasty Finger..

by Martha Barreto May 2, 2005

dingle berry

A really really crusty terd dangling from the grundel region

I love it when my dingles swing around like tarzan on my ass hair

by THE CRINGLEES MASTER September 30, 2003

Dingers

A type of meal or snack made of breaded and deep fried chicken. Often referred to as chicken tenders or chicken fingers.

Those are the best tasting dingers I've ever had! Let's go get some dingers!

by Nate ZB September 23, 2006

Quandale Dingle

a man who is too sexy to be alive. he is a monkey with a massive cock and does not like men.

goofy auuugh uncle productions. i sprayed water in quandale dingle's eyes. i slapped my sister with torresttes because she called me a bad word. *SLAP* aaaahhh.

by anonymous April 6, 2022