Uncle Diddles

The oddball uncle in a backwoods West Virgina family who fondles all of the children. This character is usually between 5'3" and 5'6" and weighs no more than 120 pounds. He has little to no teeth and long stringy hair complimented by a long stringy beard.

Billy Sue: "I don't wanna go to Uncle Diddles house! Everytime I do my ass ends up hurting for 3 days!"

by Big Daddy Longdick August 8, 2011

diddleysquat

it doesnt really mean anything but its a goddam cool word. usually means "nothing"

you aint gettin diddleysquat!

by KD June 9, 2003

Testicle Diddler

One who inserts their testicles into a child's anus.

That man is a testicle diddler. Look out!

by JazzJ May 28, 2011

re-diddly-donkulous

something so absurd, so idiotic that it makes a normal mind explode in aggravation.

She just bought 18 snackpacks and a hose, that's just re-diddly-donkulous.

by The Walking Tome of Knowledge December 1, 2006

diddle

To molest someone that is under the legal age of consent

<b>Convict 1:</b> What are you in for?
<b>Convict 2:</b> I diddled a few alter boys.

by Shandon April 16, 2008

Fiddle Diddle

Slang for a man's private part.
Also used as an insult

You have a BIG fiddle diddle.
You fiddle diddle you screwed me!

by Fun Yun Rider January 5, 2011

squidly diddly

A form of masturbation where the person takes a squid and removes its innards and masturbates within its empty husk until said person reaches climax.

Dude, I just squidly diddlied.

Hey man, do you have any squid so I can squidly diddly later?

by hgani January 4, 2011