honey dew delight

If you are bored with convential masterbation techniques then another option is to purchase a honey dew melon or any delicious seedless variety of the melon persuasion. Once accomplished bore a hole through the surface of the melon in question usin any tool available. Then put the said melon in the microwave for 1:35 on medium power, use your descretion(some like it hot). Once the temperature is just right insert your reproductive extremity in the melon. Hump as needed until desired effect. Once your hot load has been transplanted in the melon, call up some friends(preferably female) and invite them over for some fruit salad. Cut up the used cum recepticle into bite-size pieces and serve to the guests with either iceberg lettice or traditional cool-whip(as season dictates). Trust me your friends will love it! Half will probably say they've had it before. Enjoy!

I served up my world famous honey dew delight last night to President Bush. I had to make a second batch!

"Ain't no tellin'! What's in that melon!"

by Steve Sutton and Jared Rossman April 5, 2006

mountain dew mdx

the marketing strategy used to sell flat mountain dew

Hey dude, does this Mountain Dew MDX taste like anything to you?

Yea, old Mountain Dew without the fizz.

by DOMitus Prime November 24, 2006

holly dew me

when someones hawtttt (most commonly jailbait ) and wears clothes that reveal 70% of there body you want to holly dew them.

DAYUMMMMMM, girl you FINE AS HELL, holly dew me

by lollipoplicker123 January 12, 2011

dew point average

the dew and barometric pressure of the humidity on and around your balls and asshole. (grundle)

Man, my dew point is about 100% right now. It's like a rain forest down there.

by twsamuels May 13, 2005

Mountain Dew Suprise

When someone pees in a mountain dew bottle and closes the lid tight then puts it back into the vending machine or in the bottom of the machine so it will be later picked up by some thirsty shopper extremely retarded person (most likely a polish person)

"Hot damn I found a free mountain dew someone left in the bottom of the machine!" "Oh my God THATS NOT SODA.... ITS PEE!!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"

by Flipzomg August 24, 2008

Rocky Mountain Dew

An alcoholic soda beverage, containing several cubes of ice, 5-6% Vodka, and the rest with good ol' Mountain Dew.

My friends and I wanted some soda with a little kick to it, so I made us some Rocky Mountain Dew.

by REhill92 June 5, 2013

mountain dew addict

1) Exactly what it sounds like, someone with an unhealthy addiction to the pepsi co product called mountain dew. This addiction can go as far as an addiction to drugs, but with less harmful side effects.

2) also used as code if someone wants to hide a relationship from X amount of people.

1) “my addiction to mountain dew is unhealthy, i just can’t seem to kick it to the curb.”

2) “i’m going to steal your heart!”
“You can’t steal what isn’t there, as my heart goes out to another... my mountain dew addiction, because i’m a mountain dew addict.”
“What the fuck...?”

by Sin Breezy July 1, 2019