Designated Desiree

This noun refers to a woman, who is described as being the village door knob, for everyone has had a turn. She is a woman who places her vag before her kids, and a personified gold digger. Essentially just that one girl in town, who everyone knows her, and is ashamed how they know her.

"Yo man where is y'all's DD. Our Designated Drivers? Nah man, y'all's Designated Desiree!"

by PearlMarine December 29, 2020

ping-design

Edit something to have way too many effects.

Dude, you ping-designed that photo!

by bool_ January 22, 2024

designated diary

When you've drunk enough to have fun, but not enough to forget what will happen. The next day everyone comes and asks you exactly what happened at that party.

"I was so fucked up last night. I didn't auctually kill that kitten did I?
Chelsea frowned. "Fuck off Dan, I'm not your designated diary."

by Asa_Kat October 20, 2009

Designated Third Wheel

A designated third wheel is a special type of third wheel.

S/he is supposed to barge in and purposefully interrupt a steamy love session because the couple just can't pull apart once they get at it.

Used to keep track of time and bring them back to "the real world".

Antoine: "Man, things got steamy with Veronica the other night. We kept at it for seven hours! Her parents were furious."
George: "Damn bro, you need me to be your designated third wheel?"

by Ant1kana September 6, 2021

Brian Mills the Designer

Luxury stylist, painter, designer, and lady magnet

“Brian Mills the designer, take your girl I might sign her”

by Billiana November 23, 2021

London Design and Engineering UTC

This school is male dominated and is full of criminals, fake gang members and rapists if your looking for the most ghetto secondary and colly in Newham its this school. Even though the school is good and is well sponsored it can also be called a block where mandem can get brain and jeet beenies in the school toilets. This school should just become an AP cuz mandem go toilet to roll spliffs, do Snus ,THC and etc. This school needs to up there security levels as guys even roll to school with rambos and BB guns

Ayo have you heard of "London Design and Engineering UTC"
o you mean that ghetto mandem school

by MrTMG09 December 21, 2021

designer drunk

When you mix different types of alcohol to get a certain type of drunk.

Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.

Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.

by Jlit44 September 4, 2015