Deez Nuts

The most holy and divine word known to man. If someone doesn't agree they probably have a small dick and a large ego and you should be instantly repulsed by their presence.

Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!!!
Guy 2: bruh cringe
Guy1: *beats Guy 2 to a red pulp via fists*

by JQNNY January 2, 2022

Deez Nuts

A prank pulled on Barack Obama

Girl: Wait
Spider Man: ...
Girl: What is your name?
Spider Man: DEEZ NUTS HA GOTIE HA

by afeuahfsf August 24, 2016

candice deez nuts

An unfunny comment

Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny

by fuckuou November 14, 2022

Deez nuts

Gobble gobble gobble gag gag gag slurp slurp slurp

Hey there’s deez nuts let me suck um

by Deeznutsexpert June 12, 2023

Deez nuts

the tensticels in a funny way

Guy1:deez nuts
Guy2: kill you're self

by Arbobarbro April 5, 2023

deez nuts

preferably talking about the male ball sack, often used for common jokes.

(Charlie can eat deez nuts).

by Deezbutt February 18, 2022

deez nuts

Gay gay gay and more gay

i suck deez nuts

by q[0ifjeqipoc January 5, 2023