The guy who thinks he's cool because he works at a "private' golf course but all he does is clean golf carts. He has trouble waking up in the morning, and he is always hungry. Short-tempered, snores in his sleep and occasionally drools, hates drugs, alcohol, cheating, peach rings, and strawberries, thicc af, looks Asian without glasses, takes pictures of buildings because they look cool . Likes his rice how he likes his women: brown. Music taste is literally everything but country music. Plays League of Legends like the nerd he is (his favorite champion is Thresh), thrives off of puns and anti jokes, and he never wears sleeves. Overall he's boyfriend material, he's supportive, loving, funny, sweetest guy you will ever meet, social butterfly, buys you food, and gives his girlfriend all of the love in the world.
by faglord3000 August 7, 2017
Get the Ben Deckermug. One takes a shit in the top tank of a toilet and waits for another person to flush the toilet and watches as the water is a constant brown mess
Someone must have captain upper deckered me, cause i flushed the toilet and shit continued to flow and wouldn't go away
by TheSlippyWaffle April 13, 2015
Get the captain upper deckermug. In the book ‘THEY BOTH DIE AT THE END’ the word Decker is used to describe someone dying that same day
by softseaveyy October 12, 2021
Get the Deckermug. by Butt-Fer3000 March 11, 2022
Get the Deckered VPUBmug. by Thecoolone1398 October 24, 2017
Get the alexis deckermug. Dude: im going to take an upper decker in burger kings toilet.
(Dude upper decks BK)
Later someone takes a piss and flushes toilet: what the!
(Dude upper decks BK)
Later someone takes a piss and flushes toilet: what the!
by mountain high mush September 13, 2014
Get the upper deckermug. by whycan'tibeblank March 29, 2009
Get the double deckermug.