nut danger

When you are about to fap but it's not a good place or time to nut.

I really needed to rub one out, but I was at my friends house so there was nut danger. So I waited until I got home later.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

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thicc danger

Delightfully thicc, deliciously thin.

You have to be careful of her, she's thicc, she's dangerous, she's Thicc Danger.

by MiSniper1 March 15, 2018

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Dangerous Dave

A Giant of a man, who knows how to entertain a crowd, his musical skills with a Kazoo are unbelievable and outstanding like his fashion tastes.a legend

You are very much like Dangerous Dave

by Quizlover November 23, 2021

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An unexpected boner that occurs in a risky situation. It can range from an unexpected boner on the bus, in class, at work, or while in the pool. It can even be caused by your friends spiking your drink with boner pills.

Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.

Matt : she is well fit.
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!

*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*

by I3R0K3N7FEET March 7, 2018

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Dangerous Stranger

The Dangerous stranger is a variation of the stranger where you sit on both hands. Once both hands are numb beat off with one hand whilst asphyxiating yourself with the other. This creates the feeling that someone is beating you off while choking you out.

Bill "Man last night I got really schwasted, I think I gave myself a Dangerous Stranger theres marks on my neck and dick."

John "Thats fucked up dude, you need therapy"

by Mind Fucker2011 May 16, 2011

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