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Motherfucker's Day

1. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for sperm donors, sometimes also called Baby Daddys, who fail to recognize or acknowledge their offspring;

2. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for deadbeat dads, sometimes also called Baby Daddys;

3. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for men with children after an acrimonious divorce.
"Mommy, you know how you call the sperm donor a motherfucker? Can we get him a gift?" "Gift for what son, Motherfucker's Day?"

"Mommy should we get daddy a gift?" "Don't call him Daddy. You ain't seen him in 3 years. You 8 years old and that motherfucker is 7 years behind in his child support? For what, Motherfucker's Day?"

"Mommy Sunday is Father's Day. Dad wants me and Mary to eat dinner at his house." "Fuck Father's Day! Shit it's Motherfucker's Day to me!
by Won-J'az Edued May 15, 2013
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kids these days

A set rhetorical form of great antiquity in which the speaker or writer deplores the unusual and previously unheard-of deficiencies of the present young in morals, manners, taste, dress, intellectual achievement, awareness, energy, self-discipline, appearance, etc. etc. etc. Often applied ironically. Sometimes expanded to 'people these days'.
'I see where Will has another "kids these days" column out. He never seems to tire of telling us how we're going to the dogs.'
by anarcissie October 29, 2011
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czech days

a kick ass time, where you do nothing but drink and eat, kind of like octoberfest, but celebrating Czech heritage
hey did you go to czech days last year
yea i did it was bad ass drank in the beer garden till i puked
by Jeff Koupal May 15, 2007
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Green Day

The correct spelling of the band. It is not "Greenday", nor is it "gREeN dAY!!11!1!!!".
"When I saw the Green Day concert, Billie Joe was masturbating on stage."
by Ugrugr March 29, 2005
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nut day

Nut day is the day that celebrates ejaculation, the action of stroking ones penis to cause an orgasm that sends a white liquid to shoot out called sperm, semen, cum etc., and is celebrated on October 22nd every year.
some dude: "dude what day is it?"
some other dude: "its Nut day dude!!"
some dude: "Hell yeah."
by Booty eating bandit October 19, 2018
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Love Day

something an athlete posts on their snapchat story, meaning they have a game today
Did you see Jack post love day on his story?
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valentines day

The reason why so many people are born in november
"When is your birthday?"

"November 14th"

"Hm, not suprised..."

"Eh, why is that?"

"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
by Martar October 7, 2008
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