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rehab cycle

The loop that an addict gets stuck in when they are trying to get sober but they keep relapsing.

The stages usually involve the following: going to rehab, maintaining a (short) period of sobriety, beginning to use again, total relapse, and finally returning to rehab, which then restarts the loop. The loop will keep repeating until the addict either stops going back to rehab (sometimes due to being unable to afford it or being incarcerated), maintains a reasonable level of sobriety, or dies.
Guy #1: "Oh shit! He's back in rehab? Isn't that like his third time this year?"
Guy #2: "Yeah, the poor bastard is stuck in a rehab cycle"
by Rumforyourmoney September 25, 2023
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Sperm Cycle

When you (guy or girl) hold a man's head in one hand and jack him off with the other hand, making him ejaculate into his own mouth.
by Krumpleforeskin June 12, 2022
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cycle

To drop a load of cum in all three orifices' of a chick's body: asshole, mouth, and vagine. Usually in the context of one night or session together. Derivation is from baseball, the term for when a player hits a single, double, triple, and home run in a single game.
Dude, I can't believe I hit a cycle on my first date with that chick!

When I am attempting a cycle with a chick, I always like to start with the ass first to get the most technical out of the way first.
by The San Diego Cocksman August 21, 2022
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Cycle of Bottas

He has like 2 good races, everyone starts rating him and then he has an absolute stinker to remind everyone he's bad
just the typical cycle of bottas
by David Vonderharr September 11, 2022
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The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle

When you, allegedly, murder a victim and stuff them in a freezer for a week only to violate the body in any orifice that pleases the individual preforming The Polynesian Cumsicle, filling the victim up with seminal fluids, putting a popsicle stick in said orifice, returning them to the freezer and presenting the gift to the next victim. Once the next victim has put the treat in their mouth, The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle starts again.
"Did you hear about the weird guy down the street?"
"Yeah I heard he put some hookers through the The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle."
by phnakszlartm November 4, 2022
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ICE-cycle

I'm never buying an electric motorcycle. I'll stick with my ICE-cycle.
by Carl_S April 23, 2022
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Cycles

Cycles is big really big she is also really cute, she likes to meow, i like my cat.
Cycles is big as fuck! *she inflatss*
by Cycles April 24, 2022
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