monkey custard

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up

He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin

by warbob May 24, 2006

custee

custee a person who is a customer.
custee a person who is custeed out and usually ripped off buying something because they deserve it.

alan is not a custee because he is a wholesale merchant with the hook up.

custees are punks and should be ripped off .

by keefynugz February 15, 2005

creamy custard

ejaculating inside of a girls vagina and she queefs it out

dave:i pulled the creamy custard on jenny last night and she fainted

by Ginger Firecrotch January 1, 2008

hump custard

noun: viscous substance that expels from the male after excessive humping

My hump custard went all over her tits.

by mimi m mimi June 1, 2006

custie

orginally referring only to customers of a drug dealer be it all the time or just on lot but now has taken the form of an insult to refer to all sorts of dumbasses be it just a customer whom you tax too the point they are moronic for paying, a customer whom you continually short, or even a person who gets the wings they did not earn ripped off

1 "man that custie just bought this eigth of middies for 60!"

2 "i cut these quarter inch doses down to 10mm and sold them to that custie he pissed himself he was so excited"

3 "man did you hear about mark? he got his wings ripped off! what a custie fuck"

by dopestarmuca August 17, 2010

The Beatles Rock Band Customs Server

We don't talk about that place...

eugh....

I got banned from The Beatles Rock Band Customs Server for arguing with the mods who were trying to convince me that there were 15 genders

by A Guitar Hero 3 Les Paul January 25, 2021

custers last stand

When one is completely inebriated at a bonfire, one proceeds to finger a girl while she is on her period. Then before she climaxes use the period blood on your face-to represent indian war paint. Proceed to run around the bonfire making indian war cries and war chants. Then you may begin your pussy slaying rampage of the other females around the fire. Continue the rampage until you collapse and pass out!

Hey Eddy did you hear that Dom went on a custers last stand at Jeff's bonfire last night? Brenden even said he saw him slaying the vag's

by Shocker Spaniels (USS DIMA) October 27, 2007