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Canadian curb stomp

Like the traditional curb stomp, however the stomper is wearing hockey skates. Occasionally ends in decapitation.
That fucker Tony cross checked me into the boards. When I caught up to him; I knocked him onto his ass and gave him a good o'l Canadian curb stomp.
by HolySpicyGuacamole January 18, 2021
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Curb

Shag and tired but still pushing on
Man 1: how was work today bro
Man 2: im curbed man
by Curbed man August 4, 2022
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Biting the curb

Biting the curb, also known as ‘curb stomping,’ is when someone is forcefully made to place their teeth on a curb, followed by a stomp on the back of their head. This act often results in severe injury or death due to its brutality.
“ how did Brian die man ?”-joe
“They were recording him biting the curb for views on social media
by Donthurtmenomore March 29, 2025
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Curb

Yeah that boy Sam is a curb.
by Kimberly Rivera May 29, 2019
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Curb Fart

Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.
My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.
by Dairylea Line December 11, 2009
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Curbed Out

Passed out or nodded out from drugs/alcohol in the front seats of a vehicle, both parked and moving.
“Trent wake up! You’re hella curbed out and I need you to navigate”

“I was way curbed out driving home last night, I coulda wrecked.”

Origin: A friend of a friend had a job as a driver for UPS or FedEx or some shit, but also had a drug problem. He would be at work and start nodding out while driving, either from drug use or last of sleep partying too hard. As he momentarily fell asleep he would wake up when his truck smashed into the curb. Eventually it came to mean generally falling asleep in a car or somewhere you shouldn’t be sleeping, with the likelyhood of a not-so pleasant wake up.
by Dusty Punk Bitches May 2, 2019
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fall off the curb

Getting your ass handed to you by a group of Marines.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy that stabbed the Marine?
Guy 2: Yeah, didn't he "fall off the curb?"
Guy 1: Sure did, some Marines helped!
by enim frater December 18, 2012
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