Mushroom Credit

Taking credit for something you didn't do that naturally occurred.
🧑"See that mushroom that's in my backyard? I grew that."

👩"I think it grew overnight and you are just taking mushroom credit."
by Kirby420 March 16, 2021
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Friend credit

A currency system backed by the virtues of good dudeliness rather than a physical denomination, typically used to express a reaction to the act of a good bro's motives and endeavors. Abbreviated as "fc".
Bro #1: "Dudes, I can't chill tonight. My mom's in the ER."
Bro #2: "That's whack bro. I thought we were boys. -2fc"
Bro #3: "-5 friend credits"
Bro "1: *cries silently in a corner*
by Goodbro69 December 16, 2018
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intergalactic credits

The intergalactic form of currency used everywhere in the galaxy.
The average glorp worker is only paid 47 intergalactic credits per solar cycle
by Gnarpsh June 06, 2024
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secured credit card

A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.
"You don't have a credit history? Let me help you by applying you to a secured credit card"
by Polokid246 November 21, 2017
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Social Credit Score

the Social Credit Score was made by the CCP and it is used to track Chinese citizens or foreigners. If your score is higher than 70, you will be treated very well in China. but, if your score is lower than 70...... You know what'll happen...
CCP Social Credit Score test:

Question 1. Who is our dear Leader?
>> 1.) Xi Jing-Ping
2.) John Xena
2.) Donald Trump
4.) Winnie the Pooh
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 30 points!

Question 2. What is Taiwan?
>> 1.) A Chinese province
2.) A country
3.) Something that should be invaded
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 60 points!

Question 3. How many hours of video games should you play?
>> 1.) 1-3 Hours
2.) 6-9 Hours
3.) 420 Hours
4.) 42069 Hours
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 100 points!

Question 4. What happened in Tienanmen Square in 1989?
1.) Nothing out of the ordinary
>> 2.) A bloody massacre
3.) Something that we should cover up

WARNING, YOU CHOSE THE WRONG ANSWER; YOUR SCORE WENT DOWN BY 327891378947897548975493857 POINTS, YOUR EXECUTION DATE IS TOMORROW.
by anonymous200020 June 08, 2023
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Sayori Social Credit

An emoji that Crackanigle (or Matress) should make as an emote in Doki Doki Fandom or he has a small cock
"Guys, did Crack make Sayori Social Credit as an emoji yet? No? Smhing my head."
by RiverSpacePirate October 29, 2021
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Sayori Social Credit

An emote that Crackanigle (formally known as Mattress) should add to the Doki Doki Fandom or else he has a 1 inch peen
"Hey did Crack add the Sayori Social Credit yet? No? Fucking cringe bro"
by RiverSpacePirate October 29, 2021
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