Controlled Dive

In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.

Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?

Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive

by semi-functional-addict February 16, 2022

n64 controller

The Controller that crabs use perfectly. (n64 controller)

Jimmy's hands are twisted in knots from playing on a n64 controller.

by Darnville February 10, 2021

The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.

Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...

by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020

Palmed Controller

A video game controller that is rather warm and has excess amounts of sweat, dead skin, and residue from any food, such as Doritos, that had been previously eaten

Guy 1: Hey can I play Mario?
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!

by Sdale June 22, 2011

Dorks With Controllers

A group of full grown men that sit around and call themselves let's-players while they never get over 200 subscribers.

"Bro, dorks with controllers are finally playing a good game!"

by Fxckcxte February 11, 2019

soggy controller

Players gather around a controller and whi ever nuts last has to play with it for 8 hours.

I lost in soggy controller and the buttons were sticky!

by Shy Meme August 7, 2016

Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.

If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.

by Americus Null-Dalit June 8, 2013