Compensatory masculinity

When there’s not enough dick in your pants so you make it your personality

*engine revs*
Girl: “I bet mine is way bigger dude”
Boy: “don’t worry it’s just his compensatory masculinity showing”

by Raemaehayes April 24, 2022

compersious

The opposite of jealousy. A person who finds happiness in the happiness of others. Someone who has compersion.

Often used in , though not exclusive to, polyamorous relationships to imply happiness for their partners when they're having fun sexual activities with someone else.

Look at that person with their fancy car. I'm very compersious.

by 2h0p3 August 11, 2022

Compellous

Your of a compelling nature, your attributes of life are compelling

Did you hear that boy speak? He was so compellous

by Wordaristocrat November 11, 2022

competiee

Someone who competes.

I was a competiee in the cheer competition NCA.

by yeahimverysmartt December 5, 2022

Competive Capitalism®©™

A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice

Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?

by ascii art is gay January 13, 2023

Compensation vehicle

A pickup truck, usually a Dodge Ram or any pickup truck that's equally imposing and intimidating, driven by a man who acts like a badass but is secretly riddled with anxiety over having a less-than-adequate member. Thus, he's compensating for this deficiency.

"Did you see Bob's new truck? It's huge!"

"Yeah, well, I've heard he's lacking in a certain area, so the truck essentially a compensation vehicle."

by Slovakchick March 2, 2023

Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count

1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.

by nyxusz March 3, 2023