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commercial comfort

Ancient CB* term from the late 1970's meaning "prostitute in area." Experienced prostitutes would travel three-or-four to a car equiped with a CB radio and/or police scanner and cruise truck stops at night. During the height of the CB craze in America, some truckers would stay-up all night on their CB's talking and jabbering in their strange CB codes. The prostitutes would cut-in on the conversations announcing "commercial comfort" had arrived. This would then be followed by hand signals or flashed headlights indicating who their next "customer" was.

The term "commercial comfort" was last heard on the dying CB airwaves as late as 1998, just prior to affordable cell' 'phone plans and the Internet took over.

(*Citizens Band radio)
"Breaker-breaker, this here is Cinderella offering commercial comfort back by the gas trucks. Come back on that?"
by Carl J. Maltese April 20, 2007
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Camperama

A term for the variety of camping that young people indulge in - the sort accompanied by copious amounts of drink and pharmaceuticals.

Started Summer 2004 at Glastonbury Festival, renowned for its feast of musicality and copious amounts of outdoor party favours.
Get your wellies and hip flask ready - it's camperama time!
by CatyLou242 November 11, 2004
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commercial weed

Street weed, about $20 for 1/8the ounce. It'll get you high, but not nearly as good as hydro or KB.
Dude I only have $10, we'll have to get a dime bag of commercial.
by HydroGrrl December 2, 2004
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Commershed

To be fooled into buying something that looks good in a commercial, only to be sorely disappointed.
I've been commershed!
Don't try and commersh me.
by P'sMum May 8, 2010
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comparison game

The mind game, often brought up unintentionally by your friends, where you begin comparing yourself to your boyfriend or girlfriend's ex. Often occurs when someone says something about you that is extremely similar to the ex or a trait completely opposite of you that you're jealous of.
Guy 1: My girlfriend and I got into fight cause she was texting her ex tonight, what's he got that I don't?

Guy 2: Dude, don't play the comparison game, you'll probably lose.

Girl 1: Oh, him and his ex-girlfriend used to always make sushi together, too!

Girl 2: Thanks for starting another round of the comparison game, bitch.
by Rena Jae July 7, 2010
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comparing cookies

the act of showing each other ones genitals.
Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.
by Jboner September 12, 2013
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camperdoodle

When you are camping and take a break to have a quickie while your friends do it at the same time! Wingman...we got this!
Heather and Scott had a camperdoodle at the same time as The Chappy's♥
by thehappychappy May 25, 2014
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