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suburban commando

Suburban Commando (1991) was a movie which starred the famous "Hulk Hogan" and some other misc. characters.

The movie is about a Commando who comes from out of space, and lands in a suburb on the wrong planet, Earth.

The movie is about a 2 to 3/10 overall, and gets about 20% of ratings. The only reason why this movie succeeds is that it contains one of the most cheasiest succession of lines ever put into a movie. This movie is up there with "Street Fighter" starring Jean Claude Van Damme.

If you have a girlfriend or would like some female actions - guys; I highly recommend this movie. It is that bad it will turn any girl off and make her crave you for the next hour or so.

Two thumbs up to Hulk Hogan for this masterpiece movie. This movie has got to be one of the most dick-cheesy, gooey type of movies ever created. It is the BEST.
Hulk Hogan the Suburban Commando says. How do you like that? You have been face pounded.
by Sam Abdow June 11, 2006
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Comandre

A male sex god. Usually found with a herd of women trailing behind him waiting to receive his seed. Muscular, good looking, and intelligent, he can win ANY woman over.
"Fuck yes! I just got laid by a total Comandre!"
by caramia May 8, 2009
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North Side Commandaz

A non-violent, tennis dominating, technically adept massive that reigns between the Butterfly Pavillian and the railroad track in Westminster Colorado.

Their arch rivals are a south side gang called "marketing" and another gang that simply goes by "P.M."
Gail: I am trying to force the North Side Commandaz to ssshhhhh build the software I want them to build but sssshhhhhh they won't do what I ask and treat me like a fool. If we build an impossible to implement GUI and blame the Commandaz ssssssshhhhh for it sucking we can get them all fired and I will be the most powerful PM in the land. ssssshhhhhh

Pawan: Maybe if you pay my company a lot of money to create mockups of the work they are to do you can control the North Side Commandaz and we will both win.

Gail: Maybe but we're O-fer $75k doing that so far, are you sure it will ssssshhhhh work? sssshhhhhhh

Pawan: Trust me, I will control the mockups and provide no help to the 'Commandaz.

Gail: sssssshhhhhh
by A.Hacker October 11, 2005
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Comander Bob

A little soy boy who gets 0 pussy
That comander bob sure is a simp
by TheRealReptar April 11, 2022
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double commando

female: to wear neither panties nor bra
After swimteam practice, im going double commando because i dont have any undergarments with me.
by kdawg June 7, 2003
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commenter

1. A person who comments on blogs, newspaper articles, or something similar, but does not necessarily go as far as writing a full blog, or replying via "blogging" to respond. A comment can be as long or as short as you would like it or are limited to. Full sentences and paragraphs are ok, while versions of shorthand would also be ok in most scenarios.

2. A person who hits the "Comment" button associated with many social networking sites and actions reported to you by other users.

3. Do not get this confused with a troll. This person does not specifically have an agenda to drive the conversation or even one other user either way, but this person is also welcome to leave their opinion in one comment.

4. A comment can be of any size and us usually dictated by the parameters of the box one is given to write or mark comments in.
EXAMPLE OF COMMENTING ON SOMEONES STATUS ON A SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE
"Blue is a color" <Click to comment>

EXAMPLE OF A NEWSPAPER OR NEWS SITE:
"The Rain Fell Today in Chicago --
So much rain for the Windy City, this feels like a small hurricane -- Signed, local newswoman" <Click to leave comments>
<comment by commenter 1> "Dumb news story -CMNT"

EXAMPLE OF A SUGGESTION COMMENT BOX:
"Please place suggestions in the box."
by Jim Wordism April 26, 2009
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